gargle-greg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nintendo Wiiiiiiiiiiii]

It's not coming out

SMBZ is dead unfortunately, but we had to have seen this coming. When was the last time you've seen a huge project like this actually reach a conclusion? Of course we could hope he makes one more episode to wrap everything up really rushed and at least give us some closure, but that's not going to happen.

The flash was funny, really random and fast-paced, i loled.

[The Great Chimp Heist]

I want to stop watching... BUT I CAN'T

The animation is awesome, the flash is HILARIOUS, and the idea is so absurd. I love how overacted everything is, especially how the man is offering fernando money. This looks like you put a loot of effort into it to.

[TOME Episode 01]

Oh come on, this is rediciulous

The movie is good. The movie is very good. Stop comparing this to "B" from strawberry clock, because its not. The story is well executed, stays true to its original source material, and adds a completely new spin to the story. The voice acting is AWESOME, though the dialogue can get a bit cheesy and cliche. I suggest a faster pace though, because I really doubt you'll be able to do ANOTHER 73.5 episodes of this. See, the thing is he's not new anymore, he's a seasoned animator so everyone has these huge expectations. Of course, Egoraptor gave this a one, and while he wasn't wrong for doing so, THIS IS NOT A FLASH WHICH DESERVES A 1. Yes, I watched the old TOME and yes, I like it more than this as it stands, but really? It's a full, 23 megabyte flash that kirbopher obviously spent a lot of time in.

Hopefully you can pump these out a decent rate. Obviously not as quick as your sprite ones. When you were using your old battle sequence it was really cool because everyone had there own attacks which spanned different grids, but now it's just kind of all over the place, which bothers me a bit. The romance isn't really forced, and there's nothing that bad about it. I really enjoyed it, and I'll be waiting for more!

[Pokemon Bash]

Eh...

The animation was nice but it wasn't at all funny for me.

[[S] Cascade.]

What did I just watch?

There... there was a flower, and winged cat thing, and some chains and worlds, and some people, and an unconscious girl and a lot of dead people, and it felt like it should've ended eight times. There were explosions and some good music, but my mind is still piecing this together. I tried to read homestuck once and never could due to the giant archive.

[Nyan Steve 1955-2011]

R.I.P Steve Jobs

Ah, Steve Jobs, you will be missed.

What? You want me to explain the score? Do I really need to explain why I gave this a one? Honestly? Or else people will think this review is usless? Well, uh, sure, why not.

So, the soundfile was a copy-pasted file of nyancat's. You didn't change. You didn't even put any effort into it. You just copy and pasted it. You could've done a revamped version, with someone saying "SteveSteveSteveSteveSteveSteveSteve" or "AppleAppleAppleAppleAppleApple" but no, you took the same sound we've seen a thousand times before and used it, even though you had many opportunities to make it better.

The animation is terrible. I'm not going to be nice here because I doubt you'll care about what I say when everyone else is going to give this a 10 because Steve Jobs died. But look, I could draw that animation in a few minutes. I could copy that soundfile in a few minutes. I could make that loop in a few minutes. i don't see this entire thing taking more than half an hour. And that's it. I just covered every aspect of this "flash" in 2 paragraphs. You could've taken the idea and gone so much farther, but hey, front page for you anyway.

[The Star Song]

SMG2

You could've given SOME credit to the blatant ripping off of that backstory. I'm not going to explain what you ripped off, because anyone that's played it would have gotten in instantly. You should say what is based off of the comments so people don't assume you've ripped it off thinking nobody would notice. However, saying this song is a rip off is like saying if someone made a mario flash than they'd be ripping off mario, but this is more subtle because her backstory wasn't necissary to be read in smg2. Good animation, good song.

OscarBaldwinStudio responds:

I wrote the description and I didn't know Rosalina's story from Mario Galaxy which is why it isn't written in the description.

[Divided by Zero]

I loled

"All I want... IS EQUALITY!" that was hilarious. Good flash, pretty darn funny, the animation seemed a bit wonky though.

[--Orange--]

Oh my God

That... I... That made me cry. That is the first flash to provoke an emotion like that in... well, forever, and it wasn't even trying to be sad. Just...beautiful, simply beautiful.

[C. Crashing a Wedding]

At first I was like :( but then...

I lol'd. At first I was about to harp on you because Rina-chan's voice ruined the whole thing for me and this would work much better without voices, but when her voice was drowned out with the awesome fight I forgave you.