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[Reimagine :The Game:]

I guess its called "reimagining"for a reason

I frigging LOVED the first two games, but this one just wasn't as fun. I know you are trying to go a different direction with this and everything, but I just couldn't get into this. The game and replaying the game were both good because they changed up what you had to do everytime, managing to include the humour all the way, but this just came off as frustrating. Anyway, it's still pretty good but not as enjoyable as the others. I got tired of the platforming very fast, and this was a bit of a dissapointment. For the record though, I'd love to see another game in this series which follows the first two closer,but that doesn't seem very likely now. Oh well, all in all still an alright game.

[Osama's Revenge]

Well, that was fast

If Osama hadn't died so soon the score would've been much lower, but that fact you animated, programmed and made a pretty good game like this in only a few days is amazing, so that's mainly why you got that 10.

Kenney responds:

Few days? You mean 10 hours! Thanks for your review :3

[Psychosomnium]

More. I demand it.

This is not a request. This is a demand. I need more. Same idea, but with steroids injected into every opening of its body. There is so much potential here, but so little game. I have to take half a point of for the difficulty curve which ranges from laughable to paralyzed hobo vs mecha godzilla, and you aren't mecha godzilla. Another half for the length.

Anyway, back to my point. Make it like a choose your own adventure. There is a story, and depending on when you die, who takes over and how many times you play, more of the story is revealed during when you play, but there's still just a enough story to keep going your first time through, if you get what I'm saying.

In summary: Make a sequel. A big sequel. And I will love you forever. I will personally stalk you. I'll watch you while you're sleeping if that's what it takes, heck, I do that anyways! And now I've strayed of track. Make a sequel now. I demand it.

[Elephant Quest]

You have restored my faith in flash games

For the past long while I've looked for some good games to play on newgrounds, but I found they were all chores to play. None of them actually made me want to keep coming back and playing, all of them were clones of each other. Then, this comes a long and blows my mind in to tiny pieces. Instead of playing for half an hour , grinding through bland unoriginal section after bland unoriginal section to get a drop of what awesome might be in the flash, I play this game for five minutes and I'm already immersed. Wow. Truly a beautiful game.

[Dot Dot Dot - Soundboard]

Alright, let's see how far we've gotten

This is the comment to the soundboard of a movie based on a soundclip from a comment of a flash game. Now if you were to respond to this, then somebody were to, say, make a flash about THAT, which would generate another comment, which that person to respond to, just hear me out here, it would be an author's comment to a comment to a flash about an author's comment about a review about a soundboard about a flash movie about a soundclip about a review about a flash game.

Anyway, for the game itself it's just a soundboard, but I doubt it was supposed to be epic anyways.

[Hunters - Stage 5]

GASP! Effort!

Well, alright. The cutscenes seemed forced and painful, the controls were strange at first, but I got used to them, and the art was bleh. But, what matters is that you are trying and improving. The cutscenes had effort, even if they did still suck, and overall the game is getting better. You obviously put a lot of effort into it, and, well, I can't give it a terrible score for that.

And although I may regret saying this: I hope to see more from you, provided you keep getting better.

[Heavy Terror Machine]

Hm...

The mere thought that there would be a point in time in which I WOULDN'T want to shoot fills my ROFL gauge with such untapped ROFL I have no choice but to ROFL on the floor, if you get what I'm saying.

The game's graphics are about the best I can expect from a flash game, the game play is great for a minigame like this, but I couldn't help but feel I had to motivation to invade earth and murder an endless amount of army men... but that's just me really.

T'was a good game, didn't really blow me a way, but did blow a good 10 minutes of my day out the window, so good job.

[Kill Justin Beaver]

Alright, look

I hate Justin Bieber as much as the next guy, but I don't rate games on the pop culture references they're based on. As far as drawings go they're average at best, and that was the best part. The game play is terrible and boring, and the only reason you want to play more is to find out the next weapon. But even that grows old quick. As a minigame it's bad, as a full game it's terrible, but as a random insult to Justin Bieber, good job. I'm sure he's crying somewhere in his palace made of gold and filled with money.

[Sift Heads - Ultimatum]

You are the master of shooters

Since this company has had so much experience making stick shooters, it should come as no surprise when I say this is the best flash stick shooter I've played. The art is seemingly flawless, the story stellar, and the action fast and furious. I love this series, and though I'm sad it's come to an end, I hope to see more adventures in this stick world.

[Heights]

One thing bothered me

If it's capable of jumping, turning into a balloon, and flinging itself twenty times it's height, why can't it move? Otherwise it's a good time killer.